Old Man Nadon’s true passion?
Restoring old video game cabinets… and teaching youngsters how to play them.
Alien
Ain’t no fakin’ this breakin’!
I was once the most feared Sith in the galaxy.
Now… I’m a marketing shill.
You phoned and I came running.
Think before you do.
Can I try yours just once??
Mine barely goes “pew.”
Cursed to be the best.
My favorite new action figure of the year is Plunderlings Cursed Cayo.
The entirety of my top nine.
Alien chillaxing!
Yo, Skipper! Thanks for the shorts, shoes, and juice box!
Sorry to leave you looking like some army/navy surplus store reject.